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Scalia Flips off Constitution (No Joke)

Tip of the Day: Piss in the Woods if You're High

Bush Listens to the People -- Well, At Least His Goons Do

Talk of Impeachment Grows -- in BRITISH Press

Jack Abramoff, Gift from God

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Alito Declares Loyalty to Bible Nazis in Writing

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"Man on Dog" Santorum Gets A House on the House

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Cheney's Got a Gun ...

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